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Confucius Says:
May 5^th, 2010 at 1:26pm

Confucius Says:
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Man who run in

Front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind

Car get exhausted.
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Man with one

Chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch butt

Should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many

Prunes get good run for money.
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War does not Determine who is right,

war determine who is Left.
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Wife who put and keep Husband in doghouse

Will soon find him in cathouse.
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Man who drive like Hell,

bound to get there..
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Man who live in Glass house

Should change clothes in Basement.
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Man who fish in Other man's well

Often catch crabs.
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Crowded elevator

Smell different to midget.

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Person who don't find this humorous

Has no funny bone!!!
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Kilowatt3 CH.com Old Timer Offline 1952 Jag Posts: 300 Lake Charles, Louisiana - USA Gender:	Re: Confucius Says: Reply #1 - May 5^th, 2010 at 9:52pm I think I might've posted this before, but: Confucius Say, "Man who confuse 'burro' with 'burrow' not know ass from hole in the ground." Regards, Jim
Back to top	Regards, Jim SW Louisiana If "that which does not kill me, makes me stronger", then how come I always feel like $hit after every near-death experience? IP Logged

Melissa CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline Don't give up! Posts: 7238 Central WI, USA Gender:	Re: Confucius Says: Reply #2 - May 6^th, 2010 at 7:22am Man who go through terminal sideways going to Bangkok.
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Callico CH.com Hall of Famer Offline Author of "Stranded at Romson's Lodge Posts: 4916 Aurora IL Gender:	Re: Confucius Says: Reply #3 - May 13^th, 2010 at 11:04pm He who straddles fence Gets splinter in crack.
Back to top	"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a piece of dung by the clean end." Texas A&M Student (unknown) IP Logged

Grinner62 CH.com Veteran Offline Posts: 131 Wichita Falls,Texas Gender:	Re: Confucius Says: Reply #4 - May 13^th, 2010 at 11:28pm Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky fingers.
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Kilowatt3 CH.com Old Timer Offline 1952 Jag Posts: 300 Lake Charles, Louisiana - USA Gender:	Re: Confucius Says: Reply #5 - May 14^th, 2010 at 12:06am ...Man who lose key to girlfriend's apartment get no new-key.
Back to top	Regards, Jim SW Louisiana If "that which does not kill me, makes me stronger", then how come I always feel like $hit after every near-death experience? IP Logged

Grinner62 CH.com Veteran Offline Posts: 131 Wichita Falls,Texas Gender:	Re: Confucius Says: Reply #6 - May 15^th, 2010 at 6:33pm Kilowatt3 wrote on May 14^th, 2010 at 12:06am: ...Man who lose key to girlfriend's apartment get no new-key. Damn, I could really use a new-key.
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BenjaminThurber CH.com Newbie Offline Cluster Heads of the World Unite! Posts: 22 Planet Earth Gender:	Re: Confucius Says: Reply #7 - May 27^th, 2010 at 9:17am Old man who take hot 21 year old girl camping with Jack Daniels have dangerous intent.
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BenjaminThurber CH.com Newbie Offline Cluster Heads of the World Unite! Posts: 22 Planet Earth Gender:	Re: Confucius Says: Reply #8 - May 27^th, 2010 at 7:07pm Orgnization that send out a million fliers asking to save the forest does not understand irony.
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-johnny- CH.com Sponsor Offline theres no smoking on the dock Posts: 1642 fayette county ohio Gender:	Re: Confucius Says: Reply #9 - May 27^th, 2010 at 8:26pm man who turn sideways in turnstile at airport is going to bangkok
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