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R U My Kid?
May 3^rd, 2010 at 1:17pm

I took my Dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue.

My Dad kept staring at her.

The teenager kept looking and would find my Dad staring every time.

When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:

“What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?”

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!

In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid …………

“Got stoned once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my daughter."

Grin

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deltadarlin CH.com Alumnus Offline I love YaBB 1G - SP1! Posts: 3823 Downsville LA Gender:	Re: R U My Kid? Reply #1 - May 3^rd, 2010 at 6:34pm Now that's some funny stuff.
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davidj35 CH.com Veteran Offline 02 is my best friend Posts: 151 x0\|LaGrange\|USA\|\|0\|0\|NY,New_York Gender:	Re: R U My Kid? Reply #2 - May 26^th, 2010 at 12:32pm
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BenjaminThurber CH.com Newbie Offline Cluster Heads of the World Unite! Posts: 22 Planet Earth Gender:	Re: R U My Kid? Reply #3 - May 27^th, 2010 at 8:40am lol. Bet the girl wasn't very pleased with that response.
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