A co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the
coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore,
She takes her complaint to a supervisor in the human
resources department and asks to file a sexual
harassment grievance against him.

The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled and asks:
"What's sexually threatening about a co-worker
telling you your hair smells nice?"
The woman replies, "It's Kevin.
The midget."