Welcome Jordan!

I like your analogy with Terrell Davis
It's a great attitude.

You have come to the right place for info.  If you haven't already, you first should get diagnosed by a good neuro or pain management specialists.  Get all the test done to rule out other things. 

Not knowing your health insurance situation, you can start by chugging down energy drinks with 1000mg Taurine at the onset of a cluster.  This does work for a lot of us.  Also 4-way Nasal Spray.  It knocks out shadow headaches for me.  You'll see the majority on this site encourages the use of oxygen at a high flow rate (15LPM or higher).  The Advil won't do anything.  If you have insurance and the right doctor see about getting prescribed the oxygen and if that doesn't work, look into a welding supply store.  You can get the non-rebreather mask here and a good regulator on various sites.  Everybody here will help you get started so please ask questions and read everything on the left of the screen.  Take the cluster quiz, read about oxygen and everything else.

All the best!

Chad