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LasVegas

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Great Pickup Line
Mar 9^th, 2010 at 4:01pm

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said, 'Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean . . . it doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it.'

Eyes now wide with interest, he responded, 'No kidding. I'm a lawyer too. What firm are you with?' Grin

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Re: Great Pickup Line
Reply #1 - Mar 26^th, 2010 at 11:41pm

Two lawyers had been shipwrecked on a deserted island for many months, when one day, they found a beautiful blonde, apparently the victim of another shipwreck, naked and semi-conscious on the beach. Perfect body, beautiful face, and gorgeous, long blond hair - lying helpless on the sand.

Looking down at her, the first lawyer says, "Gee, it's been so long... Do you think we should... Well, I mean... Should we screw her???"

The second replies, "Screw her? Outta what???" Cheesy

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Jim
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If "that which does not kill me, makes me stronger", then how come I always feel like $hit after every near-death experience?

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neuropath CH.com Veteran Offline Same Hit, Different Day Posts: 218	Re: Great Pickup Line Reply #2 - Mar 27^th, 2010 at 5:19am What's 50 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?....A good start.
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M.R. CH.com Alumnus Offline Posts: 598 Grand Rapids, Mi. Gender:	Re: Great Pickup Line Reply #3 - Mar 27^th, 2010 at 7:48am Do you know why lawyers wear ties? To keep the foreskin from popping up. Mike
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Kilowatt3 CH.com Old Timer Offline 1952 Jag Posts: 300 Lake Charles, Louisiana - USA Gender:	Re: Great Pickup Line Reply #4 - Mar 27^th, 2010 at 8:20am What do you call three lawyers buried up to their necks in pig $hit? v v v v Not enough pig $hit!
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neuropath CH.com Veteran Offline Same Hit, Different Day Posts: 218	Re: Great Pickup Line Reply #5 - Mar 28^th, 2010 at 6:14am What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One is a scum sucking bottom dweller, the other one a fish.
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