1. Sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.    
2. Page yourself over the intercom and don't disguise
your voice.
3. Every time someone ask you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks . Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
5.In the memo field of all your checks, write for Marijuana.
6. With a serious face order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat.
7.Specify that your Drive thru order is To Go.
8. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream' I Won ! I Won!
9.When leaving the zoo, start runnjng towards the parking lot, Yelling ,Run for your lives! They are loose!
10.Tell your kids over dinner, Due to the economy, We are going to have to let one of you go!
     To keep a healthy level of Insanity send this to someone else who you think is crazy!