Thoughts to Ponder for  2010

Number 10


Life is sexually transmitted.


Number 9


Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.


Number 8


Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection,

make him a sandwich .


Number 7


Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.


Number 6


Some people are like a Slinky ...

Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.


Number 5


Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,lying in hospitals,dying of nothing.


Number 4


All of us could take a lesson from the weather.

It pays no attention to Criticism.


Number 3


Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00,

and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?


Number 2


In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.

Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal


And The Number 1 Thought For 2010


"Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers;

What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow"