A woman in the bar says that she
wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts.
Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to
do that. I know how to do it without surgery."

The lady asks, "How do I do it without surgery?"

"Just rub toilet paper between them."

Startled the lady asks, "How does that make them
bigger?"

"I don't know, but it worked for your ass."