Two businessmen in Florida were sitting down taking a break in their soon-to-be new store.

As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.


One of the new owner's said to the other, "the next person that walk by, put their face to the window, and ask, what ya selling; I'm going to shock the sh+t out of them."

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious old senior citizen walked up, put his face to the window, peeked in, and in a very soft voice asked "What ya fellas sellin' here?"

One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ass-holes."

Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, " I see that You're doing  real good, you only got two left."