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Linda_Howell

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Christmas carols for the disturbed
Nov 29^th, 2009 at 12:27pm

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are
3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas
4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....
6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me
7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?
10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells....

Hurt people.....hurt people. Think about it.

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LeLimey Ex Member	Re: Christmas carols for the disturbed Reply #1 - Nov 29^th, 2009 at 12:44pm LMAO Linda but I instantly thought of "Chet's nut's roasting on an open fire" - does that make me creative or just plain mean?!
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Jrcox CH.com Veteran Offline I Love CH.com! Posts: 123 FARMINGTON, MN Gender:	Re: Christmas carols for the disturbed Reply #2 - Nov 29^th, 2009 at 1:30pm I guess it depends on who's chestnuts are on the fire.
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Linda_Howell CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline Do not feed the Moderators Posts: 11927 Santa Maria, Ca. Gender:	Re: Christmas carols for the disturbed Reply #3 - Nov 29^th, 2009 at 2:24pm Not Davids chesnuts roasting on a open fire Helen?? LOL
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ClusterChuck CH.com Alumnus Offline The BEAST rises again, and again, and again, and . Posts: 5394 Greenville, North Carolina Gender:	Re: Christmas carols for the disturbed Reply #4 - Nov 30^th, 2009 at 2:09am Quote: LMAO Linda but I instantly thought of "Chet's nut's roasting on an open fire" - does that make me creative or just plain mean?! Fortunately, she did not mention "Chuck's Nuts Roasting on an Open Fire" ...
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Reply #5 - Nov 30^th, 2009 at 7:51am

ClusterChuck wrote on Nov 30^th, 2009 at 2:09am:

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LMAO Linda but I instantly thought of "Chet's nut's roasting on an open fire" - does that make me creative or just plain mean?!

Fortunately, she did not mention "Chuck's Nuts Roasting on an Open Fire" ...

..... she didn't mention it YET!

To quote yourself Chuckie baby, that wasn't so smucken fart now was it??! heh heh heh.... Grin

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