Three little boys were concerned because they couldn't get
anyone to play with them. They decided it was because they had not been   baptized .  So they went to the nearest church. Only the janitor was there.
One said, "We need to be baptized because no one will come out and play us.

Will you baptize us?"

"Sure," said the janitor. He took them into the bathroom and dunked their   heads in the toilet bowl, one at a time. Then he said, "Now go out and   play."

When they got outside, dripping wet, one of them asked, "What religion do   you   think we are?"

The oldest one said, "We're not Katlick, because they pour the water on you.

We're not Bablist because they dunk all of you in it.

We're not Methdiss because they just sprinkle you."

The littlest one said, "Didn't you smell that water?"

"We're Pisscopalians."