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Skullcrusher

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make my laugh
Oct 9^th, 2009 at 9:18am

Two days ago I went to sit down and broke a couple of ribs (they were injured from Sundays bike accident). Reading Callico's joke about Jimi's hair made me laugh and hurt.... Last night I was up with a headache a tried liquid Lidocaine for the first time. It worked but I didn't like it because I froze part of my throat. A couple hours later the devil visited again. Went for the O2 this time. 10 minutes later it wasn't working at all so I took an imitrex nasal spray. Worked! I sometimes find that when a CH comes shortly after one has left, it's harder to get rid of?

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Re: make my laugh
Reply #1 - Oct 9^th, 2009 at 12:14pm

OK......

At the last convention I was walking into the hotel with a sack. Mel asked me what was in the sack.

I told her 02 masks. She asked if she could have one.
I told her no.

She then asked if she could guess how many were in there, could she have one.

I told her that if she could guess how many there were, she could have both of them.

Mel said, Five?

I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how I react to it.

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Skullcrusher CH.com Junior Offline I'm Tired of Hurting! Posts: 48 Guelph,Ontario, Canada Gender:	Re: make my laugh Reply #2 - Oct 9^th, 2009 at 12:24pm too funny! :)
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Brew CH.com Sponsor CH.com Alumnus Offline Posts: 14163	Re: make my laugh Reply #3 - Oct 9^th, 2009 at 1:37pm A skeleton walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Gimme a beer and a mop."
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Linda_Howell CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline Do not feed the Moderators Posts: 11927 Santa Maria, Ca. Gender:	Re: make my laugh Reply #4 - Oct 9^th, 2009 at 3:09pm Some hilarious Country and Western song titles: Come out of the Wheatfield Nellie, You're Going Against the Grain. Drop Kick Me Jesus (Through The Goal Posts Of Life.) At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump Get Off the Table, Mabel (The Two Dollars is for the Beer)
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McGee CH.com Veteran Offline I Love CH.com! Posts: 220 Gender:	Re: make my laugh Reply #5 - Oct 10^th, 2009 at 1:21pm jesus walks into an Inn with a hammer and nails and asks the owner "can you put me up for the night" mark (cracked a rib with that one lol)
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Kilowatt3 CH.com Old Timer Offline 1952 Jag Posts: 300 Lake Charles, Louisiana - USA Gender:	Re: make my laugh Reply #6 - Oct 12^th, 2009 at 10:19am This Irishman walks out of a bar and... OK, OK, Well, it *could* happen, in theory at least.
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Charlie CH.com Alumnus Offline Happy to be here Posts: 18971 Jamestown, NY Gender:	Re: make my laugh Reply #7 - Oct 12^th, 2009 at 7:17pm So one way the doc explains to his patient that his difficulty in peeing because of an enlarged prostate, may be that God farmed out the construction of the urethra to a local government. Only government would build a waste disposal system through an amusement park. Charie
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