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Should I or shouldn’t I post this
Oct 1^st, 2009 at 7:16pm

I was in the shower the other day (well it was the other week) and having a grope in the undergrowth for my normal check (you know what I mean boys)
Thought, “That shouldn’t be there”
After a few moments panic I thought “Shit! that shouldn’t be there”

“Sweetie”
“Sweetie”
Can you come take a look at this?

Duly obliging, (she’s like that)

“Do you think that looks ok to you?”

“Well actually it doesn’t”

“If only someone was filming”
Me standing on the landing, the missus on her knees peering.

Anyway to cut this a little short

(Trip to the Doctors)
“Just lay back and drop your jeans”
“Can you hold it out of the way?”
“Pull it upward and toward your chest”

“Hmm I think you need an ultrasound”

“While I’m here “

(No! not the rubber glove)

“Just put your knees up to you chest this won’t hurt”

Six to twelve weeks!!! For an appointment
(I paid privately)

“Lay back and think of England”

Gelled up and with the motion of a well rehearsed gonad finder, it began
“We’ll have a look at the left side first”
“OOOOP”
“Next the right side”
“OOOOOOP”
“No tumour just varicose veins”

Well at least mine won’t upset what I wear fashion wise.
Moral of tale…Check your nuts regularly boys

Good god have i just told the world that.

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Lefty CH.com Alumnus Offline Posts: 759 Gender:	Re: Should I or shouldn’t I post this Reply #1 - Oct 1^st, 2009 at 7:27pm Quote: “Sweetie” “Sweetie” Can you come take a look at this? Duly obliging, (she’s like that) My God...! If she's not cutting your toe nails she's checking your conkers...What a women.. Lefty...!
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stevegeebe CH.com Alumnus Offline I love YaBB 1G - SP1! Posts: 1687 Mandeville, LA Gender:	Re: Should I or shouldn’t I post this Reply #3 - Oct 1^st, 2009 at 11:35pm At first I thought you were crazy but after reading this, I can see you're nuts. Steve G
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DennisM1045 CH.com Alumnus Offline One wave at a time! Posts: 3437 Haverhill, Massachusetts, USA Gender:	Re: Should I or shouldn’t I post this Reply #4 - Oct 2^nd, 2009 at 7:49am I'm glad you're ok Cav. You made it humorus, but I'm sure it was pretty scary. We are, after all, very fond of our nuts -Dennis-
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Reply #8 - Oct 2^nd, 2009 at 1:38pm

An excellent post.......everyone talks publicly about the girls checking their breasts...early detection means a great chance of survival.....the incidence of testicular cancer is a significant health threat to men....and early detection means a greater chance of survival...but no one talks about it. So boys....check em out!!!!

But once again Colin....I do envy your gift for the written word!! Grin

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Reply #9 - Oct 2^nd, 2009 at 1:52pm

Guiseppi wrote on Oct 2^nd, 2009 at 1:38pm:

An excellent post.......everyone talks publicly about the girls checking their breasts...early detection means a great chance of survival.....the incidence of testicular cancer is a significant health threat to men....and early detection means a greater chance of survival...but no one talks about it. So boys....check em out!!!!

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Re: Should I or shouldn’t I post this
Reply #11 - Oct 2^nd, 2009 at 3:31pm

I read, because it was one of Colin's posts....I laughed, because he put it in such a humurous manner.as only our Cav can do......
I post, because, as light as you make it, it IS vital you check regularly.and, once again, I remind you to check your err.. man boobies(aka paps), as men get breast cancer too.
Seriously, I'm laughing, but I'm serious.....monthly check of the twig, berries and bazooms, please! (call it foreplay).
Now, go to it! Time's wasting!
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Charlie CH.com Alumnus Offline Happy to be here Posts: 18971 Jamestown, NY Gender:	Re: Should I or shouldn’t I post this Reply #12 - Oct 2^nd, 2009 at 7:25pm Multimedia File Viewing and Clickable Links are available for Registered Members only!! You need to or Yikes and happy for your outcome. One of my best friends had testicular CA 20 years ago with no serious problems since. He's one of those health freaks....thank God. Charlie
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Melissa CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline Don't give up! Posts: 7238 Central WI, USA Gender:	Re: Should I or shouldn’t I post this Reply #15 - Oct 3^rd, 2009 at 8:19am Cathi_Pierce wrote on Oct 3^rd, 2009 at 12:06am: Well?? I coulda called em what Chuck does........... bewbies.......... OK, so, what's your choice, Mellie? What shall we call em? YOU FIRST! Cathi Berries.
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Cathi_Pierce CH.com Alumnus Offline I love YaBB 1G - SP1! Posts: 1191 x0\|Oregon City\|USA\|\|0\|0\|OR,Oregon Gender:	Re: Should I or shouldn’t I post this Reply #16 - Oct 3^rd, 2009 at 1:21pm Mel- BERRIES???????? Honey, you've got some figure issues!!! Berries are soo...sooo.... teenie-tiny-teenietiny! That was back when you were 11 or so....now, well, let's at LEAST say you have a set...a rack.....err....I'm going somewhere now.. safer to leave right now Cathi
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Re: Should I or shouldn’t I post this
Reply #17 - Oct 3^rd, 2009 at 3:19pm

Cathi_Pierce wrote on Oct 3^rd, 2009 at 1:21pm:

Mel-
BERRIES???????? Honey, you've got some figure issues!!! Berries are soo...sooo.... teenie-tiny-teenietiny!
That was back when you were 11 or so....now, well, let's at LEAST say you have a set...a rack.....err....I'm going somewhere now.. Shocked

safer to leave right now Cathi

Seems to me that you used the term "Twig and Berries"as a part of your otherwise excellent advice.... Grin

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Re: Should I or shouldn’t I post this
Reply #20 - Oct 3^rd, 2009 at 6:49pm

Come to think of it, other than the sage advice, I really am cliueless!
I know noothing cathi Cheesy

Edited to add:
I must be really, really slow today, coz it just occurred to me, there isn't a woman alive who wants to go around sporting THOSE berries on her chest............well, unless they're brass, but that's another stories.......
still claiming complete innocence,
Cathi Cheesy

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