A very delicious looking young lady in a mini skirt was standing outside a Ferrari auto dealership and spots the car of her dreams, a brand new Ferrari convertible. Not hesitating a moment, she scurries inside and sidles up to it, bending over to begin caressing the fine Corinthian with her delicate fingers, at which time, unexpectedly, she breaks wind. Looking around to see if anyone heard it, she spots a salesman nearby, hoping beyond all hope he hadn't heard. He smiles and asks if he might help her. She smiles back and and asks if he might tell her the price of her dream car. "Lady, if stroking the leather seat makes you fart, then you'll soil you undies when I tell you the cost of this little beauty."