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LadyLuv

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IDIOT SIGHTINGS!
Sep 21^st, 2009 at 11:15am

IDIOT SIGHTING:
I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore." A School Teacher From Kingman , KS .

IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE:
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce. A Taco Bell in, Kansas City

IDIOT SIGHTING:
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!" She was a probation officer in Wichita, KS

IDIOT SIGHTING:
I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on. A Deputy with the Dallas County Sheriff's office, no less.

IDIOT SIGHTING:
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "It's open!" His reply, "I know. I already got that side. This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, MS .

STAY ALERT! They walk among us... and they VOTE and they REPRODUCE..........
Unfortunately they drive on the same roads we do also...

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ClusterChuck CH.com Alumnus Offline The BEAST rises again, and again, and again, and . Posts: 5394 Greenville, North Carolina Gender:	Re: IDIOT SIGHTINGS! Reply #1 - Sep 21^st, 2009 at 11:20am I still don't see anything wrong with what I said, in each instance ... (I get around, don't I?)
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midwestbeth CH.com Sponsor Offline Posts: 1123 Edwardsville, IL Gender:	Re: IDIOT SIGHTINGS! Reply #2 - Sep 21^st, 2009 at 12:08pm Funny True Story A few years ago, John was driving home from work and saw that DQ had ice cream sandwiches on sale. He pulled in the drive thru and asked for a dozen ice cream sandwiches. The DQ employee's response........I'm sorry sir, they only come in boxes of six!
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LadyLuv CH.com Alumnus Offline I love YaBB 1G - SP1! Posts: 1495 Champaign, IL Gender:	Re: IDIOT SIGHTINGS! Reply #3 - Sep 21^st, 2009 at 12:35pm - That's a good one Beth... Chuckie I thought each of these instances sounded familiar.... You do get around!
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Re: IDIOT SIGHTINGS!
Reply #4 - Sep 21^st, 2009 at 5:45pm

True Story

A few years ago my son was hunting for a certain video game and not having much luck. We had gone to several stores and finally after a few hours of shopping found the video game he wanted. He rushes to the counter and requests the video game, the cashier turns around grabs the video game and says "This is the last one, Are you sure you want it?" Huh

Needless to say my son being from my gene pool decides to be a smart azz and says "well since it's the last one let me think a minute." About two seconds go by and he says "Well of course I want it, I'm not going to stand here and wait until someone else walks up and buys the video game I've been hunting all day for!" Cool

The cashier then asks him again "Are you Sure you want it?" Huh

At this point we both cracked up, rather loudly and my son says "You've got to be kidding me." Without another word he whips out his card and plops both it and the video game down.

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Re: IDIOT SIGHTINGS!
Reply #5 - Sep 22^nd, 2009 at 2:19pm

Here's another true story:

I was sitting in the dentist's chair waiting for an exam, when I overheard this conversation from the next examination room -

Dentist: Your teeth seem to have a lot of abrasion.

Patient: What's that mean?

Dentist: The enamel is showing a lot of wear.

Patient: Why's that?

Dentist: It could be from using excessive toothpaste.

Patient: What's that?

Dentist: It could be because you use excessive toothpaste.

Patient: No, I don't use that kind - I use Crest.

Grin

Regards,
Jim
SW Louisiana

If "that which does not kill me, makes me stronger", then how come I always feel like $hit after every near-death experience?

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ClusterChuck CH.com Alumnus Offline The BEAST rises again, and again, and again, and . Posts: 5394 Greenville, North Carolina Gender:	Re: IDIOT SIGHTINGS! Reply #6 - Sep 22^nd, 2009 at 11:21pm A very funny comedian has a saying that seems to fit in about now ... "Here's your sign ..." (the "I am an IDIOT" sign)
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LadyLuv CH.com Alumnus Offline I love YaBB 1G - SP1! Posts: 1495 Champaign, IL Gender:	Re: IDIOT SIGHTINGS! Reply #7 - Sep 23^rd, 2009 at 10:32am - That's our Chuck... gotta luv him
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