Last night my sister and I were sitting in the den and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive.  That would be no quality of life at all, If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

(Her Answer to my request was)
                       V
                       V
                       V
                       V
                       V
So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my Margaretta.

She's such a bitch.