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JustNotRight CH.com Sponsor Offline CH version 15.0.8 member since 2005 aka GingerS224 Posts: 1300 Wilkes-Barre, Pa (USA) Gender:	The 1st time 1 of my Children Swore was... Aug 31^st, 2009 at 5:55pm Thought I'd start this one just for fun. My Daughter was about 3 or so (long time ago) Her grandmother put a plate of food in front of her and...she said "I ain't eatin this $hit!" I had to turn my back so neither of them would see me laughing.
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Barry_T_Coles CH.com Alumnus Offline Posts: 2073 Karratha\|,West_Australia Gender:	Re: The 1st time 1 of my Children Swore was... Reply #1 - Aug 31^st, 2009 at 6:47pm Whack Thump Scramble scramble Munch munch munch Big smile Grandma this is the best plate of $hit I've had in a long time
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Reply #2 - Aug 31^st, 2009 at 7:51pm

My child is and always was an Angel and never ever swore at me when I was in the room. Now, as I was leaving the room, I was quite surprised how her vocabulary grew near the end of what could have been a very short existence.....
It's funny, I was a Sailor and a truck driver in my life and somehow my ex wife gave birth to one! Grin

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Grinner62 CH.com Veteran Offline Posts: 131 Wichita Falls,Texas Gender:	Re: The 1st time 1 of my Children Swore was... Reply #3 - Aug 31^st, 2009 at 10:52pm My daughter was 2, her car seat in the middle of the back seat facing forward. Driving downtown Okinawa, I was cut off and let slip a "fucking a$$hole!". the next day, someone changed lanes ahead of me. From the back seat, I hear "fuckin' ICEhole!". You're right Ginger, you can't let 'em see you laugh.
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Re: The 1st time 1 of my Children Swore was...
Reply #4 - Sep 8^th, 2009 at 11:00am

I was driving down the road with my 2yr old daughter, Katie.

When she exclaimed, "my mama said f*uckin doughnuts."

I asked if she was mad.

Katie said, "no, mama said f*ckin doughnuts."

I told her that she can't say f*uckin doughnuts, and later realized that we had passed a Dunkin Doughnuts. Katie was saying their name incorrectly. For the next six months, anytime she passed a Dunkin Doughnuts or heard their name. She would chime in to say, "you can't say F*ckin doughnuts!"

Her older brothers loved that, and would find a way to say Dunkin Doughnuts in front of family, friends, and once in church. Katie ALWAYS chimed in.

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QnHeartMM CH.com Sponsor Offline I AM a Phoenix! Posts: 1783 San Diego, CA Gender:	Re: The 1st time 1 of my Children Swore was... Reply #5 - Sep 8^th, 2009 at 4:17pm Our daughter, sometime between age 1 and 2 dropped her bottle in my in-laws living room and in front of them, said "Oh Sh1t". I was humiliated. She knew the word, AND how to use it!
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Lefty CH.com Alumnus Offline Posts: 759 Gender:	Re: The 1st time 1 of my Children Swore was... Reply #6 - Sep 14^th, 2009 at 7:14pm Ginger, I just noticed each reply to your thread started with "my daughter"...Mmmmm..! The practising starts at a very early age so you are all in top form when it comes to nagging us poor old unfortunate men.. Lefty..!
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Re: The 1st time 1 of my Children Swore was...
Reply #7 - Sep 18^th, 2009 at 10:05pm

Well, I started with my daughter because she is the 1st born and I was having a brain malfunction & couldn't remember the 1st time my son swore. You can thank the Beast for that. F&%#!$@ CH

Let me preface this with a bit of a character description of my son (and myself for that matter) we are Very mild mannered and are not that easily agitated, but when we are... Smiley

... Well you get the idea.

My son was 12 or 13 the 1st time he swore...and it was completely out of character for him and quite the shock even to him Shocked

He was po'd about something and was telling his sister and I about it, in the telling his temper flared again and out flew "A$$hole" and up flew his hands over his mouth and out bugged his eyeballs!! Shocked

Needless to say I let it slide since he is a normally a very polite kid and doesn't like to swear. We all had a bit of a giggle over it, after my son was calmed down of course.

Gee... I wonder where he gets his temper from???? Smiley

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