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Another Bear Joke (Read 819 times)

JeffB CH.com Alumnus Offline Wide open till you see God, then brake Posts: 2888 Raleigh, N.C. USA Gender:	Another Bear Joke Aug 26^th, 2009 at 9:07pm A polar bear walks into a bar and says, "Give me a scotch and a................coke." "Why the long pause?" asks the bartender. "I don't know." says the bear. "I've always had them."
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lorac CH.com Old Timer Offline Imagine Posts: 433 Tennessee Gender:	Re: Another Bear Joke Reply #1 - Aug 27^th, 2009 at 7:49am yuk yuk
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Reply #2 - Aug 29^th, 2009 at 1:57am

That reminds me of the three polar bear cubs sitting on an ice flow. They decided to tell tales to pass the time. The first one told about Goldilocks and the three (Brown) bears. The second told about Jack and the Beanstalk. The third little bear had a speech impediment and was shy about talking in front of others, so he said, "My tail's told, I'm going home to warm it"

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Reply #3 - Aug 29^th, 2009 at 8:34am

<<<<<<<<<<Snickers at Jeffb's paws and hands him some nail clippers Grin

LOL Callico

Callico's joke reminds me of a pig latin phrase I learned as a teen...(don't take offense anyone, we all know how teens can be Cheesy

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Phrase as follows:

If you think you're so fother mucking cool go in your own jack yard, & back off and see how your fecker peels. Shocked

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JeffB CH.com Alumnus Offline Wide open till you see God, then brake Posts: 2888 Raleigh, N.C. USA Gender:	Re: Another Bear Joke Reply #4 - Aug 29^th, 2009 at 10:02am In high school, the phrase was " hey, lets go poke some smot!" It sounds funnier after poking some smot.
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