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Another Bear Joke
Aug 26th, 2009 at 9:07pm
 
A polar bear walks into a bar and says, "Give me a scotch and a................coke."
"Why the long pause?" asks the bartender.
"I don't know." says the bear. "I've always had them."
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Reply #1 - Aug 27th, 2009 at 7:49am
 
yuk yuk  Cheesy
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Reply #2 - Aug 29th, 2009 at 1:57am
 
That reminds me of the three polar bear cubs sitting on an ice flow.  They decided to tell tales to pass the time.  The first one told about Goldilocks and the three (Brown) bears.  The second told about Jack and the Beanstalk.  The third little bear had a speech impediment and was shy about talking in front of others, so he said, "My tail's told, I'm going home to warm it"
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Reply #3 - Aug 29th, 2009 at 8:34am
 
<<<<<<<<<<Snickers at Jeffb's paws and hands him some nail clippers  Grin

LOL Callico


Callico's joke reminds me of a pig latin phrase I learned as a teen...(don't take offense anyone, we all know how teens can be  Cheesy )

Phrase as follows:

If you think you're so fother mucking cool go in your own jack yard, & back off and see how your fecker peels.  Shocked

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Reply #4 - Aug 29th, 2009 at 10:02am
 
In high school, the phrase was " hey, lets go poke some smot!"
It sounds funnier after poking some smot.
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