Refrigerator One Morning:

My Dear Wife,

You will surely understand that I have certain needs that
you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very
happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore,
after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly
interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with
my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please
don't be upset----I shall be home before
midnight.

When the man came home late that night, he found the
following letter on the dining room table :

My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank you for
your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to
take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54
years old. And as you know, I am a maths teacher at our local
college. I would like to inform you that while you are
reading this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael,
one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach.
He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years
old.
As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge
of maths, you will understand that we are in the same
situation, although with one small difference - 18 goes into
54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I will
not be home until sometime tomorrow.


Lefty..!

Lefty,

I always knew those maths lessons would prove worthwhile!!


Great one!!

Melvyn

How far did she travel and where there any trains?