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Confucius Say
Mar 20^th, 2009 at 2:48am

Confucius Says;

Man who run in front of car get tired.

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Man who run behind car get exhausted.

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Man with one chopstick go hungry.

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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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Grinner62 CH.com Veteran Offline Posts: 131 Wichita Falls,Texas Gender:	Re: Confucius Say Reply #1 - Mar 27^th, 2009 at 10:14pm Man with itchy butt wake up with stinky fingers
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Callico CH.com Hall of Famer Offline Author of "Stranded at Romson's Lodge Posts: 4916 Aurora IL Gender:	Re: Confucius Say Reply #2 - Mar 27^th, 2009 at 11:57pm He who straddle fence get splinters in crack!
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Kilowatt3 CH.com Old Timer Offline 1952 Jag Posts: 300 Lake Charles, Louisiana - USA Gender:	Re: Confucius Say Reply #3 - Mar 28^th, 2009 at 1:12pm Man who confuse burro with burrow not know ass from hole in the ground.
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Artonio CH.com Alumnus Offline I Love Posts: 604 New Castle, Pa Gender:	Re: Confucius Say Reply #4 - Mar 28^th, 2009 at 1:20pm Confucious say, Don't sweat the petty stuff ... and don't pet the sweaty stuff.
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-johnny- CH.com Sponsor Offline theres no smoking on the dock Posts: 1642 fayette county ohio Gender:	Re: Confucius Say Reply #5 - Mar 28^th, 2009 at 4:57pm female pilot who fly upside down will have crack up man who turn sideways going through turnstile at airport is going to Bangkok man with penis in peanut butter jar is fucking nuts man who stand on toilet is high on pot girl who sit on judges lap get honorable discharge
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papagimp CH.com Newbie Offline I Love CH.com! Posts: 18 Oklahoma Gender:	Re: Confucius Say Reply #6 - Apr 3^rd, 2009 at 9:36pm Kilowatt3 wrote on Mar 28^th, 2009 at 1:12pm: Man who confuse burro with burrow not know ass from hole in the ground. LOL can't stop laughing at this one! lolololhahahahahaha!!
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