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Title: Suicide Hotline....
Post by Dallas Denny 62 on Oct 10^th, 2011 at 1:26pm

....I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . .. .

I called a Suicide Hotline.

I had to press 1 for English.

I was connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal......

They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......