They sent my Census form back!!

In answer to the question, "Do you have any dependents?", I put: 12 million illegal immigrants, crackheads, unemployable bastards, the cast of the Jerry Springer Show, 130,000 people in our 133 penal establishments in MI, leftovers from Katrina, half of Mexico, some of the Congress, most of the Senate, and a Muslim President!

Apparently this wasn't an acceptable answer.  [smiley=laugh.gif] ;)

Mike

I don't find this funny. 
I'm sick so I guess I'm part of the unemployable bastards?
And beside, the thing with the Muslim President???
  :o

Lighten up.  Knowing Mike like I know him I know he was not talking about unemployable because they cannot physically work.  Rather unemployable because they are worthless wastes of oxygen who sponge off of the economy.

Muslim President?  He identified himself as a Muslim when speaking to Muslims on more than one occasion.  I've heard and seen him do so myself.

JC

Thank you Jerry. That is what I meant, but I figured if he took exception to what was meant to be a joke (though more true than I like), I would let it pass, as not to start a flame war with someone I had no idea who was. I must be getting lazy in my old age. No offense meant, Pomodoro.

Mike

Edit to add: besides, everytime I start some political stuff, Linda yells at me... ;D....

I'm sorry, did I miss something here? The title for this thread is still "FUNNIES AND JOKES", isn't it?

I don't mean to any harm but I actually read this post as a joke, right down to the Muslim Prez.. Yea, me, and I thought the whole thing was funny as "Hell o"...

Funny enough to pass it own to several friends and family members that fit some of the categories mention... and they too, took if for what it was "A JOKE"..

Rito (Mexican) and one of my best friends; Beuhla Ali (Muslim), my cousin.. Julie Downs (unemployed)... Linda Weaver (Covington, LA - part of Katrina).. All I received back from each of them was "Good One Ruthie"...

I know M.R.. and there is NO WAY he would purposely hurt anyone...  Just like me, he was trying to share something funny with the family. And once again... this black female who voted for
the Muslim Prez.. have broken bread with people of many nationalities... thinks it's funny..

Peace & Blessings
Lady Luv

Ruthy is black?????????? :question :question

Joe ;D

NOW! NOW! Joeseppi..  don't go getting your drawers in a bunch... I was speaking of the tan I got in Nashville.... Hee, Hee... Luv/Like U much Bro

Guiseppi wrote on Jul 28^th, 2011 at 10:08pm:

Ruthy is black?????????? :question :question Joe ;D

Who knew?  ;)  Love ya Miss Ruthie!

Guiseppi wrote on Jul 28^th, 2011 at 10:08pm:

Ruthy is black?????????? :question :question Joe ;D

  Ya goof.  Don't you remember when Ruthie left for awhile?  She started a new thread titled "I'm back". Yay Ruthies back.

                             Potter

                      

Potter wrote on Jul 30^th, 2011 at 9:13pm:

Guiseppi wrote on Jul 28th, 2011 at 10:08pm: Ruthy is black?????????? :question :question Joe ;D   Ya goof.  Don't you remember when Ruthie left for awhile?  She started a new thread titled "I'm back". Yay Ruthies back.                              Potter

Oooooooooooooooohh!

Joe ;)

Potter wrote on Jul 30^th, 2011 at 9:13pm:

Guiseppi wrote on Jul 28th, 2011 at 10:08pm: Ruthy is black?????????? :question :question Joe ;D   Ya goof.  Don't you remember when Ruthie left for awhile?  She started a new thread titled "I'm back". Yay Ruthies back.                              Potter

;D ;D ;D ;D I Luv U Guys.....