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Daily Chat >> Funnies and Jokes >> Hormones.... http://www.clusterheadaches.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1309180382 Message started by 37-41withrestrictions on Jun 27th, 2011 at 9:13am |
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Title: Hormones.... Post by 37-41withrestrictions on Jun 27th, 2011 at 9:13am
The Hormone Guide
Women will understand this! Men should memorize it! Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other! DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine. DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that? SAFER: Wow, you sure look good in brown! SAFEST: WOW! Look at you! ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine. DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? SAFER: Could we be overreacting? SAFEST: Here's my pay check. ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine. DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? SAFER: You know, there's lot of apples left. SAFEST: Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that? ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine. DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day? SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today. SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe! ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine. 13 Things PMS Stands For: 1. Pass My Shotgun 2. Psychotic Mood Shift 3. Perpetual Munching Spree 4. Puffy Mid-Section 5. People Make me Sick 6. Provide Me with Sweets 7. Pardon My Sobbing 8. Pimples May Surface 9. Pass My Sweatpants 10. Pissy Mood Syndrome 11. Plainly; Men Suck 12. Pack My Stuff 13. Potential Murder Suspect |
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Title: Re: Hormones.... Post by Guiseppi on Jun 27th, 2011 at 10:00am
Men...be afraid...be very very very afraid! ;D
Joe |
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Title: Re: Hormones.... Post by AussieBrian on Jun 27th, 2011 at 7:25pm
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Title: Re: Hormones.... Post by LadyLuv on Jun 28th, 2011 at 1:35pm Guiseppi wrote on Jun 27th, 2011 at 10:00am:
BULL... Men do not listen to Josseppi.. You have nothing to fear... as long as you just follow instructions and GIVE ME US SOME FRICKING WINE! ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: Hormones.... Post by 37-41withrestrictions on Jun 28th, 2011 at 2:55pm
BULL... Men do not listen to Josseppi.. You have nothing to fear... as long as you just follow instructions and GIVE ME US SOME FRICKING WINE!
I don't think the instructions could be any clearer!!! (I was going to put fool proof...but thought better of it)!! :P |
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Title: Re: Hormones.... Post by Guiseppi on Jun 28th, 2011 at 5:03pm
Good luck making ANYTHING foolproof....fools are so damned ingenius!!!! ;D
Joe (I'll be looking for Ruthy in Nashville....just sayin.....) ::) |
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Title: Re: Hormones.... Post by Kilowatt3 on Jun 28th, 2011 at 7:11pm Guiseppi wrote on Jun 28th, 2011 at 5:03pm:
"The difficulty with trying to make something idiot-proof is that they keep making better idiots!" - Author Unknown |
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Title: Re: Hormones.... Post by LadyLuv on Jun 30th, 2011 at 3:14pm Guiseppi wrote on Jun 28th, 2011 at 5:03pm:
You can't miss her Josseppi... She's your Sister with the Deepest Tan... no what I mean? |
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