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Title: For all the over 50 Golfers
Post by Guiseppi on May 28^th, 2011 at 9:33am

Here is a sign posted at a golf club in Scotland:

1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT,
FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.
2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.
3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!
4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.
5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.
6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.
7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG,
LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.
8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY
IN FRONT OF OTHERS.
9. QUIET PLEASE
WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.
10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

WELL DONE.
NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE,
AND TEE OFF. ;)

Title: Re: For all the over 50 Golfers
Post by Sandy_C on May 28^th, 2011 at 10:23am

OMG, Joe

Hubby Tarey just left this morning for a little golf tourney. Wish I had this before he left - but be assured - he WILL see it when he gets home.

Love it! Thanks

Sandy