A blonde & her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor's dog.. It has been in the backyard barking for hours & hours.

The blonde jumps up out of bed and says, "I've had enough of this". She goes downstairs.

The blonde finally comes back up to bed and her husband says,  "The dog is still barking Honey, 
what have you been doing?"

The blonde says, "I put the dog in our backyard,
let's see how THEY like it!
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Two Blondes With Hammers...

Lynn & Judy were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity House.

Lynn was nailing down house siding, would reach into her Nail Pouch, pull out a nail & either toss it
over her shoulder or nail it in.

Judy, figuring this was worth looking into, asked,
'why are you throwing those nails away?'

Lynn explained, 'when I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end & I throw them away.'

Judy got completely upset & yelled, 'you moron! those nails aren't Defective! they're for the other side of the house!'
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