Why Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns


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Dear  Bob:

I hope you can help me here.  The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual.  I hadn't gone more than a few hundred yards down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes.  He was parading in front of the wardrobe mirror dressed in my underwear and high-heel shoes, and he was wearing my make up.

I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he had dressed in my lingerie because he couldn't find his own underwear.  But when I asked him about the make up, he broke down and admitted that he'd been wearing my clothes for six months.  I told him to stop or I would leave him.

He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless.  I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore.  Can you please help?

Sincerely, Mrs. Sheila Usk 
 

 
Dear Sheila:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine.  Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line.  If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold.  If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber. I hope this helps.

Bob

That is the sign of a very sick twisted mind!  I LOVE IT!!! ;D

Jerry

;D ;D

I'm missing something, the logic behind the advice is flawless....granted with a newer car she also has to check the computer settings on the fuel injection system.....

Joe

You're thinking too deep here Joe, it's a woman driver so you've to expect that the problem will be with the driver as we all know that just like women don't get CHs, they can't drive too well either.

>:(  >:(  :P

Only a man half a world away from most of these women would dare post that!!! ;D

Joe

Mike NZ wrote on Feb 5^th, 2011 at 12:53pm:

You're thinking too deep here Joe, it's a woman driver so you've to expect that the problem will be with the driver as we all know that just like women don't get CHs, they can't drive too well either.

I have a distinction in driving my husband up the wall  :P

37-41withrestrictions wrote on Feb 6^th, 2011 at 6:35am:

Mike NZ wrote on Feb 5th, 2011 at 12:53pm: You're thinking too deep here Joe, it's a woman driver so you've to expect that the problem will be with the driver as we all know that just like women don't get CHs, they can't drive too well either. I have a distinction in driving my husband up the wall  :P

Suzie shoots......she scooooores!!! ;D

Joe

Mike NZ wrote on Feb 5^th, 2011 at 12:53pm:

You're thinking too deep here Joe, it's a woman driver so you've to expect that the problem will be with the driver as we all know that just like women don't get CHs, they can't drive too well either.

>:(
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Mike wonders if he is in trouble...

Mike NZ wrote on Feb 7^th, 2011 at 2:20pm:

Mike wonders if he is in trouble...

Potentially Mike...there could be a queue!!!! lol ;D

37-41withrestrictions wrote on Feb 7^th, 2011 at 2:49pm:

Mike NZ wrote on Feb 7th, 2011 at 2:20pm: Mike wonders if he is in trouble... Potentially Mike...there could be a queue!!!! lol ;D

Hmm, ok, complaints must be delivered in person. It's quite a long drive by car to get to where I live, including a few complicated road features like junctions, traffic lights and multiple roundabouts (rotary).

I think I should be safe ;)

Mike NZ wrote on Feb 8^th, 2011 at 12:36am:

37-41withrestrictions wrote on Feb 7th, 2011 at 2:49pm: Mike NZ wrote on Feb 7th, 2011 at 2:20pm: Mike wonders if he is in trouble... Potentially Mike...there could be a queue!!!! lol ;D Hmm, ok, complaints must be delivered in person. It's quite a long drive by car to get to where I live, including a few complicated road features like junctions, traffic lights and multiple roundabouts (rotary). I think I should be safe ;)

Not to mention the bumpy water bits in between & the crocodoles,dont forget the crocodiles.

Mike NZ wrote on Feb 8^th, 2011 at 12:36am:

37-41withrestrictions wrote on Feb 7th, 2011 at 2:49pm: Mike NZ wrote on Feb 7th, 2011 at 2:20pm: Mike wonders if he is in trouble... Potentially Mike...there could be a queue!!!! lol ;D Hmm, ok, complaints must be delivered in person. It's quite a long drive by car to get to where I live, including a few complicated road features like junctions, traffic lights and multiple roundabouts (rotary). I think I should be safe ;)

I'm on my way... do you have a post code for my sat nav!!! ;D ;D