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Message started by LadyLuv on Jan 31st, 2011 at 4:52pm

Title: MAN & WOMAN BEST FRIENDS
Post by LadyLuv on Jan 31st, 2011 at 4:52pm
A dog is a man's best friend... and A real man is a woman's best friend.

He will Never stand her up and never let her down.

He will reassure her when she feels insecure.

He will comfort her after a bad day.

He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do.

He will help her to live without fear and forget regret.

He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires.

He will make sure she always feels as though she's the most beautiful woman in the room.

He will enable her to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible.





NO WAIT!!!

               I'M... SORRY LADIES...




I'm thinking of wine. It's wine that does all that shit.

Never mind....

Title: Re: MAN & WOMAN BEST FRIENDS
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Jan 31st, 2011 at 5:05pm
Ruthie - I love ya!  You always give me something to chuckle about.  You rock, my friend!

Hugs
Carol

Title: Re: MAN & WOMAN BEST FRIENDS
Post by LadyLuv on Feb 1st, 2011 at 9:43am

Grandma_Sweet_Boy wrote on Jan 31st, 2011 at 5:05pm:
Ruthie - I love ya!  You always give me something to chuckle about.  You rock, my friend!

Hugs
Carol


::) ::)

Title: Re: MAN & WOMAN BEST FRIENDS
Post by his wife on Feb 1st, 2011 at 9:55pm
;D Ruthie you make me laugh...

Six tips for women:

1.  It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.

2.  It is important that a man can make you laugh.

3.  It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.

4.  It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

5.  It is important that a man can satisfy your every sexual desire.

6.  It is important that these five men don't know each other.

;)

Title: Re: MAN & WOMAN BEST FRIENDS
Post by Guiseppi on Feb 2nd, 2011 at 9:31am
Thas messed up..... ;D

Title: Re: MAN & WOMAN BEST FRIENDS
Post by LadyLuv on Feb 3rd, 2011 at 3:17pm

his wife wrote on Feb 1st, 2011 at 9:55pm:
;D Ruthie you make me laugh...

Six tips for women:

1.  It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.

2.  It is important that a man can make you laugh.

3.  It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.

4.  It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

5.  It is important that a man can satisfy your every sexual desire.

6.  It is important that these five men don't know each other.

;)



LUV IT, LUV IT, LUV IT.... ;D

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