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Title: Priceless Post by Melissa on Jan 19th, 2011 at 1:35pm
A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover.
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go grocery shopping. Love You!" Totally shocked with the note , he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. He asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious. Broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door". Confused, the man asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!" His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said, "LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M MARRIED!" Moral Self-induced hangover - $ 400.00 Broken crockery - $ 800.00 Breakfast - $ 10.00 Saying the Right Thing While Drunk – "PRICELESS " There are truly some things that both money and MasterCard can't buy |
Title: Re: Priceless Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Jan 19th, 2011 at 7:09pm
;D
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Title: Re: Priceless Post by Guiseppi on Jan 19th, 2011 at 11:08pm
That's my story and I'm sti...sti...stickin to it! ;D
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Title: Re: Priceless Post by Barry_T_Coles on Jan 20th, 2011 at 3:10am
Next time I get maggoted I shall try to remember that one, cept I'll foregoe the breakfast
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Title: Re: Priceless Post by Melissa on Jan 21st, 2011 at 9:31pm
lol
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Title: Re: Priceless Post by Tara Ann on Feb 3rd, 2011 at 5:23pm
Love it, and will be sharing it! :D
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Title: Re: Priceless Post by LadyLuv on Feb 4th, 2011 at 10:19am
::)
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