Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a Prostate exam.
Of course I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted.

The waiting room was filled with patients.
As I approached the receptionist's desk,
I noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler.

I gave her my name.

In a very loud voice, the receptionist said,

"YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE;
YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"

All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me, a now very embarrassed man.

But as usual, I recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,

'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS."

The room erupted in applause!

DON'T MESS WITH US OLD RETIRED GUYS!!!

[smiley=clap2.gif] [smiley=clap2.gif] [smiley=clap2.gif] [smiley=clap2.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif].

HA HA! BRILLIANT! WELL DONE.  :D

[smiley=clap2.gif] [smiley=clap2.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]Barry I really needed that today...

I loved it - thanks for a good laugh before heading over the ditch to Perth, WA for a few weeks.

I would so KILL for a sharp wit like that. I always have awesome come back lines....2-3 days later! ;D

Joe