Sign over a oGynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervixo."
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In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
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On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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At a oProctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit, please back in."
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At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place."
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On a Plumber's truck: 
"We repair what your husband fixed."
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On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
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On a Church's Billboard:
"7 days without God makes one weak."
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At a Tire Shop in  Milwaukee :
"Invite us to your next blowout."
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At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
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On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
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In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
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On a oMaternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
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On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
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On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
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  At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet -
miss a car payment."
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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At the Electric Company
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."
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In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry;
come on in and get fed up."
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
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At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank heaven for little grills."
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And don't forget the sign at a
CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
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Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"

I saw one at a restaurant/gas station combo that said, "Eat here and get gas!"

Jerry

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maybe you should post that in the oxygen + sex thread?

deltadarlin wrote on Jan 6^th, 2011 at 7:57pm:

maybe you should post that in the oxygen + sex thread?

ROFLMAO!!!   [smiley=crackup.gif]

deltadarlin wrote on Jan 6^th, 2011 at 8:17am:

On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels **************************

This one comes from a small coastal town on our west coast, Kalbarri.

About 30 years ago the local plumber had the back of his septic truck sign written with this classic.

Satisfaction guaranteed
Or double your S**T back.

As I understand it no one ever complained about his service.