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Message started by Barry_T_Coles on Nov 17th, 2010 at 5:50pm

Title: Inner peace
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Nov 17th, 2010 at 5:50pm
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives.


Some doctor on television this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a choclets.

Yu haf no idr how bludy guod I feel rite now.

Title: Re: Inner peace
Post by Mike NZ on Nov 17th, 2010 at 8:41pm
Just as long as the wife doesn't think that includes all the half finished jobs around the house, garden, etc too!

Title: Re: Inner peace
Post by Callico on Nov 18th, 2010 at 12:35am
That's funny. [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]

Title: Re: Inner peace
Post by Guiseppi on Nov 19th, 2010 at 9:22am
Ahhh yes, the honey do lists!! ;D


Joe

Title: Re: Inner peace
Post by LadyLuv on Nov 19th, 2010 at 10:14am

Barry_T_Coles wrote on Nov 17th, 2010 at 5:50pm:
Some doctor on television this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a choclets.

Yu haf no idr how bludy guod I feel rite now.



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