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Daily Chat >> Funnies and Jokes >> Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South!! http://www.clusterheadaches.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1289594852 Message started by LadyLuv on Nov 12th, 2010 at 3:47pm |
Title: Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South!! Post by LadyLuv on Nov 12th, 2010 at 3:47pm
Two Hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?' The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?' The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The Hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth [smiley=hurl.gif]. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it til da day!' ;D ;D ;D ;D |
Title: Re: Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South!! Post by Barbara on Nov 30th, 2010 at 2:25am
LOL! a friend, who is s nurse, recently had to help on older lady who was choking in a restaurant. I have sent him a copy of this new method so he can try it next time! Thanks for posting this - I need a laugh today!
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Title: Re: Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South!! Post by LadyLuv on Nov 30th, 2010 at 10:20am
Barb I hope your friend enjoy it... hee, hee ;D ;D
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