A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.

Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....

+Tourist:                                                $5.00

+Broiled  Missionary:                              $10.00

+Fried  Explorer:                                     $15.00

+Grilled Republican or Baked Democrat:    $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
"Why such a high price for the Politicians?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?

They're so full of BULL ****, it takes all morning."