Sorry, but I love this guys stuff - David Thorne from 27b/6.  Here is the link to his latest piece...

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Also...

A man walks into the doctor's office, he has a carrot up his nose, a banana in his left ear and a cucumber in the right.  He says, "Doctor what is the matter with me?"  The Doctor replies, "You're not eating properly".

Hee hee  ;)