Nancy & her Chauffeur was driving down a country road.

Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road, the car hits it full on, and the car comes to a stop.

Nancy, in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur, "You get out and check--you were driving.

" So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead, further stating, but it was old.

"You were driving, so you go and tell the farmer," says Nancy.

Two hours later the chauffeur returns.

What happened to you?" asks Nancy.

The chauffeur replies, "When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me."

"What on earth did you say?" asks Nancy.

"I just knocked on the door and when it opened I said to them, "I'm Nancy Pelosi's Chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow down on the road!!!

;D ;D ;D ;D

I've seen a few variations of this with just the name of the "much loved" female politician changed.