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Daily Chat >> Funnies and Jokes >> No Sunday Paper: http://www.clusterheadaches.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1284484181 Message started by LadyLuv on Sep 14th, 2010 at 1:09pm |
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Title: No Sunday Paper: Post by LadyLuv on Sep 14th, 2010 at 1:09pm
This is Dedicated:
To all of us who are seniors... To all of you who know seniors, and To all of you who will become seniors. - "WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?!" The irate customer calling the newspaper office, loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was. "Madam", said the newspaper employee, "today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on SUNDAY". > > > > There was quite and long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition as she was heard to mutter, - "Well, shit, that explains why no one was at church today." |
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Title: Re: No Sunday Paper: Post by deltadarlin on Sep 16th, 2010 at 8:09am
Another *senior* moment
When asked by a young patrol officer "Do you know you were speeding"? This 83-year-old woman talked herself out of a ticket by stating. "Yes, but, I had to get there before I forgot where I was going". Makes perfectly good sense to me. |
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Title: Re: No Sunday Paper: Post by LadyLuv on Sep 16th, 2010 at 10:08am
hee, ;D hee ;D
Luv It... |
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