TOUGH TIMES AHEAD!

This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Emigration, Mohammed Omar warned Australia that if military action against Iraq & Afghanistan continues, Taliban authorities will cut off Australia's supply of Convenience Store managers, and if this action does not yield Sufficient results, Cab Drivers will be next, followed by Telstra Customer Service Reps, Dole Office Workers, Telemarketers and finally, Queensland Doctors.

THIS IS GETTING UGLY, FOLKS!!!!!!