A state trooper responded to a call about a major accident, to discover a lawyer had been sideswiped, ripping off the BMW's driver-side door and the lawyer's left arm.

When the trooper arrived at the scene, the lawyer was staring at the wrecked car, crying, "My Beemer!  My beautiful BMW!  Look what's happened to my beautiful Beemer!"

Shocked, the cop says, "Sir, I understand that you're upset about the car, but for God's sake, man, it's only a car!  You've lost your left arm!  Aren't you a lot more concerned about that???"

The lawyer says, "My arm?".  Looking down, he cries, "My arm?... My arm!!!  Oh $hit!!!, my Rolex!  My beautiful Rolex!!!"

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That's a keeper.. [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]

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