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Message started by LadyLuv on Aug 26th, 2010 at 4:29pm

Title: Two Ladies of the Evening
Post by LadyLuv on Aug 26th, 2010 at 4:29pm
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said:
'Two Prostitutes -- $50.00.'

A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign
Or go to jail.

Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying:  'JESUS SAVES.'

One of the girls asked the officer, 'How come you don't stop them?!'

'Well, that's a little different,' The officer smiled
'Their sign pertains to religion.'

So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and drove off.

The following day found the same police officer in the area when he noticed the two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again.

Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign which now read:

'Two Fallen Angels [smiley=engel017.gif], Seeking Peter -- $50
  [smiley=grin.gif]

Title: Re: Two Ladies of the Evening
Post by Guiseppi on Aug 27th, 2010 at 1:16pm
Thas messed up Ruthie!!!!!!!!!! ;D

Title: Re: Two Ladies of the Evening
Post by LadyLuv on Aug 27th, 2010 at 2:12pm
Hey Joeseppi...

A Girl Gotta Do, What A Girl Gotta Do...  8-)

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