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Title: WINE OR WATER? Post by LadyLuv on Aug 24th, 2010 at 4:31pm
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...
And those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day. At the end of the year we would have absorbed More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor), because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health.. Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, Than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information my fellow CH Sister & Brothers, I'm doing it as a public service, because we don't need any further health problems..! ::) ::) |
Title: Re: WINE OR WATER? Post by Guiseppi on Aug 24th, 2010 at 6:03pm
And trust me Ruthy....I will drink to that!!!
Joe |
Title: Re: WINE OR WATER? Post by vietvet2tours on Aug 26th, 2010 at 11:53am
Fish fook in water.
Potter |
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