HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD.

MY NAME IS Ruthie , AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.

I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO.

COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?

UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.

THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.

AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED Champaign Central High School..

'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A Maroon,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

'WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED.

HE ANSWERED, 'IN 1965. WHY DO YOU ASK?'

'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED!!

HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.

THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, BEEDIE EYED



BALD HEAD,



WRINKLED FACED,



FAT-ARSED,



GRAY-HAIRED,



DECREPIT


SON-OF-A-B---- 


ASKED,

'WHAT CLASS DID YOU TEACH
>:( >:( >:( >:(

OMG  ;D ;D ;D  How many times did you Smack him???  ;D ;D ;D

I would have been tempted to give his head the boxers treatment... THUMP THUMP THUMP    THUMP THUMP THUMP    THUMP THUMP THUMP

Very amusing! [smiley=biggrin.gif] [smiley=clap2.gif] [smiley=biggrin.gif] [smiley=clap2.gif]