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Message started by Barry_T_Coles on Aug 10th, 2010 at 9:00pm

Title: Duck Sex
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Aug 10th, 2010 at 9:00pm
Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.


The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?"


Donald frowned and said, "No."

Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex.

"Maybe they sell them at the front desk," she suggested.


So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.


"Yes, we do," the clerk said and pulled a box out from under the counter and gave it to Donald.


The clerk asked, "Would you like me to put them on your bill?"


"Thit No!"  Donald quacked, "I'll thuffocate!"


Title: Re: Duck Sex
Post by Guiseppi on Aug 11th, 2010 at 7:14pm
You quack me up! ;D

Joe

Title: Re: Duck Sex
Post by LadyLuv on Aug 13th, 2010 at 3:27pm
That's a Keeper Barry... ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Duck Sex
Post by shellcory on Aug 17th, 2010 at 3:08am
Like it! [smiley=clap2.gif] [smiley=clap2.gif] [smiley=clap2.gif]

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