Confucius Says:
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Man who run in

Front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind

Car get exhausted.
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Man with one

Chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch butt

Should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many

Prunes get good run for money.
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War does not Determine who is right,

war determine who is Left.
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Wife who put and keep Husband in doghouse

Will soon find him in cathouse.
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Man who drive like Hell,

bound to get there..
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Man who live in Glass house

Should change clothes in Basement.
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Man who fish in Other man's well

Often catch crabs.
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Crowded elevator

Smell different to midget.

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Person who don't find this humorous

Has no funny bone!!!
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I think I might've posted this before, but:

Confucius Say,

"Man who confuse 'burro' with 'burrow' not know ass from hole in the ground."

Regards,
Jim

Man who go through terminal sideways going to Bangkok.

He who straddles fence

Gets splinter in crack.

Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky fingers.

...Man who lose key to girlfriend's apartment get no new-key.

Kilowatt3 wrote on May 14^th, 2010 at 12:06am:

...Man who lose key to girlfriend's apartment get no new-key.

Damn, I could really use a new-key.  ::)

Old man who take hot 21 year old girl camping with Jack Daniels have dangerous intent.

Orgnization that send out a million fliers asking to save the forest does not understand irony.

man who turn sideways in turnstile at airport is going to bangkok