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Daily Chat >> Funnies and Jokes >> R U My Kid? http://www.clusterheadaches.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1272907066 Message started by LadyLuv on May 3rd, 2010 at 1:17pm |
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Title: R U My Kid? Post by LadyLuv on May 3rd, 2010 at 1:17pm
I took my Dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue. My Dad kept staring at her. The teenager kept looking and would find my Dad staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: “What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?” Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one! In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ………… “Got stoned once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my daughter." ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: R U My Kid? Post by deltadarlin on May 3rd, 2010 at 6:34pm
Now that's some funny stuff.
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Title: Re: R U My Kid? Post by davidj35 on May 26th, 2010 at 12:32pm
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Title: Re: R U My Kid? Post by BenjaminThurber on May 27th, 2010 at 8:40am
lol. Bet the girl wasn't very pleased with that response.
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