A taxidermist from Canada was traveling through the back woods of Arkansas, when he decided he'd really like a nice, cold beer.  He stopped in to a little local bar, and ordered up a cold one...

The locals weren't used to seeing strangers around, and they all looked at him kinda funny, until one finally went up to him and said, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"

The Canadian replied, "No, I'm not - I'm from Canada."

The local said, "Canada, huh?  So, whuddaya do down there in Canada?"

"I'm a taxidermist", said the traveler.

"A taxi-dermist???  What's a taxi-dermist?", said the hillbilly.

The Canadian replied, "We mount animals."

The local breathed a sigh of relief, then turned to his buddies and announced across the bar, "It's OK, fellers - he's one of us!!!"

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