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Message started by Sandy_C on Mar 24th, 2010 at 10:14am

Title: Any problems you need solved today?
Post by Sandy_C on Mar 24th, 2010 at 10:14am
On Tue, 3/23/10, Florence Murray <fmurray@3rivers.net>  wrote:





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Subject: Any problems you would like for me to solve today?



Yes ?


Think  about these:
1.  Cows
2. The  Constitution
3. The Ten  Commandments   



C O W S   

Is  it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing  that during the mad cow epidemic our government  could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington?  And, they tracked her calves to their stalls.  But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country.  Maybe we should  give each of them a cow.   

T H E    C O N S T I T U T I O N _

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for  Iraq  .... Why don't we just give them ours?  It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore. 



T H E   1 0    C O M M A N D M E N T S   

The  real reason that we can't have the Ten  Commandments posted in a courthouse is this:  You  cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie'  in a building full of lawyers, judges and  politicians ..... It creates a hostile work environment!

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