Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said, 'Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean . . . it doesn't matter to me.  I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it.'

Eyes now wide with interest, he responded, 'No kidding. I'm a lawyer too. What firm are you with?'  ;D

Two lawyers had been shipwrecked on a deserted island for many months, when one day, they found a beautiful blonde, apparently the victim of another shipwreck, naked and semi-conscious on the beach.  Perfect body, beautiful face, and gorgeous, long blond hair - lying helpless on the sand.

Looking down at her, the first lawyer says, "Gee, it's been so long...  Do you think we should... Well, I mean... Should we screw her???"

The second replies, "Screw her?  Outta what???"  :D

What's 50 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?....A good start.

Do you know why lawyers wear ties?

To keep the foreskin from popping up.

Mike

What do you call three lawyers buried up to their necks in pig $hit?

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Not enough pig $hit!

What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?

One is a scum sucking bottom dweller, the other one a fish.