Adam  and Eve said, 'Lord, when we were in the garden,  you walked with us every day.
Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is  difficult for us to remember how much you love  us.'

And  God said, I will create a companion for you that  will be with you and who will be a reflection of  my love for you, so that you will love me even  when you cannot see me. Regardless of how  selfish or childish or unlovable you may be,  this new companion will accept you as you are  and will love you as I do, in spite of  yourselves.'

And  God created a new animal to be a companion for  Adam and Eve.
And it was a good  animal
And God was  pleased.

And  the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and  Eve and he wagged his  tail

And  Adam said, 'Lord, I have already named all the  animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a  name for this new  animal.'

And  God said, 'I have created this new animal to be  a reflection of my love for you, his name will  be a reflection of my own name, and you will  call him DOG.'


And  Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion  to them and loved them.

And  they were comforted

And  God was pleased.

And  Dog was content and wagged his  tail.



After  a while, it came to pass that an angel came to  the Lord and said, 'Lord, Adam and Eve have  become filled with pride. They strut and preen  like peacocks and they believe they are worthy  of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that  they are loved, but perhaps too  well.'


And  God said, I will create for them a companion who  will be with them and who will see them as they  are. The companion will remind them of their  limitations, so they will know that they are not  always worthy of  adoration.'

And  God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and  Eve. 




And Cat  would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed  into Cat's eyes, they were reminded that they  were not the supreme  beings.


And  Adam and Eve learned  humility.

And  they were greatly  improved..



And  God was pleased .  .. . . . .

And  Dog was happy. . . .  .







And  Cat didn't give a shit one way or the  other.... 

lmao

Hmmmm ......

;)

Cat