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Title: Christmas carols for the disturbed
Post by Linda_Howell on Nov 29^th, 2009 at 12:27pm

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are
3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas
4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....
6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me
7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?
10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells....

Title: Re: Christmas carols for the disturbed
Post by LeLimey on Nov 29^th, 2009 at 12:44pm

LMAO Linda but I instantly thought of "Chet's nut's roasting on an open fire" - does that make me creative or just plain mean?!

Title: Re: Christmas carols for the disturbed
Post by Jrcox on Nov 29^th, 2009 at 1:30pm

I guess it depends on who's chestnuts are on the fire. ;)

Title: Re: Christmas carols for the disturbed
Post by Linda_Howell on Nov 29^th, 2009 at 2:24pm

Not Davids chesnuts roasting on a open fire Helen?? LOL

Title: Re: Christmas carols for the disturbed
Post by ClusterChuck on Nov 30^th, 2009 at 2:09am

wrote on Nov 29^th, 2009 at 12:44pm:

LMAO Linda but I instantly thought of "Chet's nut's roasting on an open fire" - does that make me creative or just plain mean?!

Fortunately, she did not mention "Chuck's Nuts Roasting on an Open Fire" ...

Title: Re: Christmas carols for the disturbed
Post by LeLimey on Nov 30^th, 2009 at 7:51am

ClusterChuck wrote on Nov 30^th, 2009 at 2:09am:

wrote on Nov 29^th, 2009 at 12:44pm:

LMAO Linda but I instantly thought of "Chet's nut's roasting on an open fire" - does that make me creative or just plain mean?!

Fortunately, she did not mention "Chuck's Nuts Roasting on an Open Fire" ...

[smiley=bulb.gif]..... she didn't mention it YET!

To quote yourself Chuckie baby, that wasn't so smucken fart now was it??! heh heh heh.... ;D